Dirty Text Tuesday

‘Tis the season or so they say. So today I thought I’d help with some holiday stuff, in case you are not sure what kind of card to get that special person or maybe you haven’t found that perfect gift. Screen Shot 2015-12-08 at 9.01.33 PM.png

This card says “Hey no need to spend money on me, Our holidays will be very merry and white!”

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This card is perfect if you want to let your partner know you are in a very giving mood this holiday season *Wink, Wink*

The holidays are hard, you don’t always know what to get that special person in your life.  Here are some ideas if you are still searching.

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Tristan being the caring guy he is knows I hate the cold. So he sent me a picture of a gift he’s considering. And since he was so nice to show me what he wanted to get me… I decided to send him some ideas I had for him…

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This one is perfect if you want to let someone know they are a dickhead… I do think it would keep your ears extremely warm!

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Winters in Alberta are very cold… It’s really just me helping protect his assets!

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The compact version. Gotta protect those parts! Plus I think it might help with the dreaded winter shrinkage…

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This one however is my favorite! It brings a whole new meaning to “Do you wanna build a snowman?”

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I was nice enough to send Tristan something I was thinking about buying.  He was driving at the time, but I’m happy to report there was no accident after this popped up on his phone.

There’s my Christmas idea’s, hopefully someone finds these extremely useful! I’m sure people I know will never look at me the same way again… And yes these are actual things that are sent between the hubby and I. We’ve never been good at sexting.. so this is how we let each other know we are thinking about each other.  Maybe I need to take a sexting 101 class? Do they have those?

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One Response to Dirty Text Tuesday

  1. Joey says:

    These are gold

    Like

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